Wednesday, December 04, 2002

The Onion | America's Finest News Source™ Punk Band Has Something Against Local Newscaster For Some Reason
HARRISBURG, PA Crucial Consensus, a local hardcore punk band, apparently holds a longstanding grudge against Channel 27 newsanchor Rick Wagner. "They opened with this song called 'DickLick Wagner,'" said Brad Gottesman, 17, who attended the group's Tuesday show at the Harrisburg VFW Hall. "Then they played something called 'Phlegm At Eleven,' followed by 'Wankorman' and 'Channel 666.' They really seem to hate the media?especially, for some reason, Rick Wagner."