Retro Thing: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid

http://www.retrothing.com/2009/03/youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid.html

Retro Thing: Remco Electronic Sound FX machine

http://www.retrothing.com/2009/03/remco-electronic-sound-fx-machine.html

Klondike

Police: Man offers $69 for Klondike bar down pants

http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_7735/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=T1pAIjJU

NYT: Zoo Chimp Plans for His Visito

http://mobile.nytimes.com/article?a=343647&f=25

Rise In Rent Forces Local Taco Bell To Take On Roommate | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Rise In Rent Forces Local Taco Bell To Take On Roommate | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Obits - I Blame You

Obits - I Blame You

Lovecraftian School Board Member Wants Madness Added To Curriculum | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Lovecraftian School Board Member Wants Madness Added To Curriculum

Reunited Jesus Lizard to open Pitchfork festival with set list handpicked by fans | Turn It Up - A guided tour through the worlds of pop, rock and rap

Reunited Jesus Lizard to open Pitchfork festival with set list handpicked by fans

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: A Monster-Truck Announcer Breaks Up With His Girlfriend.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/2/26weingarth.html

McNuggets 911

Florida woman calls 911 3 times over McNuggets

http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_7735/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=I3V9jDo7

Chain and The Gang - Interview With The Chain Gang | RCRD LBL | Free MP3 Downloads

http://rcrdlbl.com/artists/Chain_and_The_Gang/track/Interview_With_The_Chain_Gang

Bremerton cat saves elderly owner from smoky fire

Bremerton cat saves elderly owner from smoky fire