The Onion | America's Finest News Source™ Punk Band Has Something Against Local Newscaster For Some Reason
HARRISBURG, PA Crucial Consensus, a local hardcore punk band, apparently holds a longstanding grudge against Channel 27 newsanchor Rick Wagner. "They opened with this song called 'DickLick Wagner,'" said Brad Gottesman, 17, who attended the group's Tuesday show at the Harrisburg VFW Hall. "Then they played something called 'Phlegm At Eleven,' followed by 'Wankorman' and 'Channel 666.' They really seem to hate the media?especially, for some reason, Rick Wagner."

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AKRON, OH?The five members of Ratchet Chunk, close to finalizing a deal with Columbus-based Ripchord Records, loudly discussed the deal at the Polk Road IHOP Monday. "We've got to insist on 60 percent of the gross," said bassist Gavin Lee, speaking loudly enough for the high-school girls three booths over to hear. "If they try to go 50-50, I say we take our demo to Dimebag [Records]." Lead singer Kris Maldonado added that he should receive co-producer credit for the album, as the demo was burned on his iMac.

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buddyHEAD : g o s s i p (shhh) A bunch of aging rock bands at the moment think that the only possible way they can capitalize on this whole pseudo “indie explosion” thingy of the moment is to lie about their age so they look cooler. Among those bands is The Mooney Suzuki. They want you to believe they are all in their young 20’s. Naw brah. The singer for example is well into his 30’s. We’ll be blowing the whistle on even more overrated and over-hyped bands very soon.

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